Clear off all the tables and keep your head on a swivel because Greetings From Allentown kicks off a Fortnight of (Terry) Funk with a look at NWA Pro from May 20, 1989!

- Excerpts from Terry Funk’s book giving insight to how he saw his role for this run in the NWA/WCW and why the tone of his feud with Ric Flair was changed midstream

- The legendary Lance Russell is full of wisdom and also disgust for the heels

- Terry Funk interrupts the Rookie Challenge match as only he can

- Breaking down the six different kinds of “wrestling mists” as The Great Muta busts out the green kind

- Lex Luger’s righteous indignation toward his top ten ranking by the NWA board

- How Dick Murdoch’s honesty toward management sunk his 1989 run

- The battle of (Eddie) Gilbert and (Kevin) Sullivan: Clash of the southern bookers

- Ron Simmons turns up yet again and why Randy Rose is back so soon

- A sudden realization about the relative attractiveness of Terry Gordy

Also:

- A comparison of Terry Funk and baseball legend Nolan Ryan

- The pizza choices of Johnny Ace and Shane Douglas as the Dynamic Dudes

- Nashville, TN: Where tables injure legends

- Travel tips for a weekend in Baltimore!