Step back into the 28 ____ Later franchise with Joe, Maya, and I, where the zombies are just guys with really big schlongs...man there was a weirdly uncomfortable amount of schlong in this movie. To the point where it almost feels like it should be called 28 Dongs Later, or maybe something funny, we'll figure it out, check the title. Look man there's probably something deeper here but its kind of hard to tell when someone's hard on screen. Not a horrible movie though, just a lot of weird. But it stays true to itself. Enjoy the matinee, and tip your ushers, not that tip sicko.