This week on the Armchair Allstars, chaos reigns on and off the field! The crew kicks things off with the wild tale of Stoner’s wife getting tossed from a youth league soccer game, proving that sideline passion is alive and well. From there, the guys bounce into birthday jump houses and the hazards of adult participation.

Then it’s time for sports talk — a World Series primer sets the stage for October baseball, while the college football “separation of powers” debate heats up as the Anchor Down Commodores continue to dominate. The Allstars also break down the NFL performances of the week, highlighting who showed up and who fell flat.

Finally, the gang wraps it all up in classic Allstar fashion — with a live syrup tasting that’s equal parts ridiculous and delicious. Grab your headphones (and maybe some pancakes) — this one’s sticky in all the right ways