Trigger warnings: Fat shaming in the second segment from 18:00 to 30:07. Statutory rape in the third segment from 30:07 to 46:15.

Spoiler warnings: Bohemian Rhapsody, we guess??? Definitely Prometheus, but you didn't want to watch that movie anyway.

OP angers their friend by spoiling how Freddie Mercury died in 1991. We learn that pancakes will never leave you on the top of a mountain to watch a football game. A complicated situation where you can blame literally anyone except OP. Finally, a person who should consider investing in SoupTube(TM).

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo