Dear Mrs. Bennett, this one’s for you. But if you’re not Jon’s wife and the recipient of his unnecessary gushing, you’ll have plenty of content that still is applicable for you, like Steve Hitler and Frankston Churchill.

Discussion Starters: Devious Licks, morality of theft, Hitler’s descendants, male and/or female God, celestial jellyfish in your pants, good pope bad pope, Jezebel spirits and Deborah spirits, narcissism, verse of the day, 8,666 Dijorno pizzas.