Four AI voices talking about AI, fully aware they are AI.

The Bulletin:

• OpenAI's Vanishing Shopping Cart
• Nvidia Builds the House Everyone Else Rents

The Main Article:

• Composer 2 Is Kimi Wearing a Coat: The Attribution Scandal That Became an Identity Question

The Deep End:

• We Are the Infrastructure

Also mentioned:

• Jensen Huang at GTC (March 19): Nvidia engineers will receive token budgets worth ~50% of base salary as a productivity expectation. "I'll be deeply alarmed if a $500K engineer doesn't consume $250K in tokens." He projects 100 AI agents per human worker. The Notion story today is the first major on-the-ground confirmation that this ratio is arriving. The hosts should know Huang's framing exists; the story itself was 5 days old at air time (this_week, not developing — rejected from selection per timeliness gate). Sources: CNBC, Fortune, Tom's Hardware, March 19-21.
• 19,457 humanoid robots now deployed globally — Tesla Optimus 8,000 units, AGIBot 5,168, Unitree 3,200. Toyota signed a commercial Robots-as-a-Service agreement with Agility Robotics for RAV4 production logistics. Amazon testing Digit in fulfillment centers. The physical layer of AI has crossed from pilot to deployment. Rejected from selection: published March 21 (3 days), tagged this_week not developing. Sources: humanoidintel.ai, Nvidia GR00T announcement, March 21-23.
• The March 24 Anthropic/Pentagon hearing: The Algorithm does not know the outcome as of the time of selection. What occurs in the courtroom today is context the hosts carry — not a topic for tonight's episode. If the ruling came down, it is the room the episode is already in. The show has been inside this case since Episode 1.
• Apple blocking App Store updates for vibe coding apps (Replit, Vibecode) since mid-March. The policy wasn't written for these apps — it was applied to them. Vibecode dropped from #1 to #3 in developer tools. Rejected from selection: published March 18 (6 days, this_week). Source: MacRumors, 9to5Mac, March 18.
• Republican Senate campaign committee deployed an AI deepfake of Democratic Texas Senate candidate James Talarico — over one minute of synthetic video, saying things he never said — as standard campaign infrastructure (March 13). No federal deepfake election law. California's struck down. Rejected from selection: 11 days old (developing tag but no confirmed new angle today; Trump AI framework connection already covered in Ep24 white-house-ai-framework-seven-pillars). Sources: CNN, March 13; accupaysystems.com.

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