"Be scientific, douchebag!" Mark Wahlberg as a science teacher? Yup! We're talking M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening. Jenny O'Connell returns to the slumber party to chat all things Wahlberg, the Queen of Twee Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, hot dogs, an almost Succession pre-union and everything else that makes this wacky thriller about trees and their deadly effect on people kind of amazing.