Are we so back? Only time will tell, but let’s just say that if we were so back it would be at astronomical levels.

This episode Marlena has fallen down a rabbit hole and she intends to drag us down with her. Here’s the sitch: someone in Portland has been hanging strange flyers advertising a mysterious dream survey for the past decade and Marlena intends to find out who (or what) is responsible. Also, if you hear some pops or crackles during this episode that is the sound of a fireplace burning in the background! I left it in because I thought it created a sort of cozy winter ambience but it could be a little startling if you aren't prepared!

Here’s some links related to this episode that you might find interesting:

The website for Futel

https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/ktp4wr/happy_valley_dream_survey/

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2015/04/willamette_valley_survey_wants.html

https://www.reddit.com/r/april30th2015/

https://www.reddit.com/r/5September2020/

Also, we are currently on twitter (https://x.com/Figureitoutpod_) and NOTHING ELSE! That’s right, I LOST THE LOG IN INFO FOR THE INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK ACCOUNTS! Should we get back on instagram and TikTok (i.e. should I try to get back into those accounts/make new accounts if I give up)? Should we make a bluesky? A threads account even? Let us know where you want to see us and we’ll be there! 

And finally, I’m extremely serious about looking for an editor. We cannot pay you because we’re too shy to monetize but idk maybe in the future we get really successful and don’t feel embarrassed at the prospect of monetization and then idk this could be a lucrative gig! If you’re interested, contact Marlena directly for your best chance of it being seen or you can try to email us at [email protected]