At the top of today’s show Paul and Moses discuss language, including the shelf life of the words we currently know and love, and a cursory glance at the forgotten art of diner lingo. What follows is the culmination of a brutal week of game ranking, as Paul and Moses reach the threshold of the bright middle chapter of their lists. An extraordinary lad comprised of organic tissue and a cell shaded boy in a green tunic take their rightful places once the dust has cleared.

In the bright middle chapter of the episode, Moses takes us on a journey through the print video game ads of yore, with utterly baffling results. Moses then tells Paul the answer to several seemingly non-sequitur questions, and Paul tells Moses what his new codename is, H.K. style. After this revelation our hosts run down some stats, and then we’ve got a Blaseball update and a Make My Game, and then for the third week in a row we put a bow on it!