It's a newscast full of Fakist firsts!

After a lot of delays, Paul DaFoe is finally ready to confront Janitor Jim, but that's not the only first on tonight's newscast! Brent Arnold explores the new teen trend threatening to destroy the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Then, bar patrons make first time confessions on Tim Monet's First Times. Plus, what Nickelodeon start is getting swept up in the college bribery scandal? All that, plus an update on the #RedCloud that shut down the city and an epic ending that leads straight into the two-part finale, coming up on The Fakist!