Melanie and Lindsay try to play the 'straights' game in the hope of getting Gus admitted to a prestigious preschool.  The legendary Divina Devore swings through Pittsburgh, and this queen brings the wigs and the tea!!!  Justin takes on a second job to make money to cover his tuition.  Ken, E'Shel, and Brian don't want to talk about it.

TRIGGER WARNING: We discuss dubious consent in the entertainment industry around minute 50:00, and the conversation continues until about minute 57:00.