After a predictable car accident claims the life of a petulant pre-immortal girl, Mac must take the wretched eighteen year old under his wing and protect her from a Hawaiian-shirt wielding lech that wants to use her as bait. The Rewatchers enjoy some impressive swordplay, get thoroughly grossed out by the hyper-sexualization of the female lead, and celebrate the illustrious Highlander tradition of unattended funerals.