When sleep deprivation meets hilarious innuendos, you get the kind of jokes that’ll have you snorting into your pillow at 3 AM. From double entendres that toe the line to puns so bad they’re genius, this Avonetics thread is a goldmine of insomniac dad humor. Whether you’re here for the cringe or the clever, these laughs are guaranteed to keep you awake—and maybe a little embarrassed. For advertising opportunities, visit Avonetics.com.