(For links, go to rumorsontheinternets.org/episode3) In this episode, Alpine and Alison discuss the viral sensation Texts from Hillary; explain the Facebook $1B buy of Instagram in about ten minutes; and ask the eternal question, "Who Said It? James Joyce or Kool Keith?" Fortnight on the Internets is a biweekly podcast focusing upon the glory and absurdity of the digital realms.