Valentine's Day Special! (Maybe the more I do this, the better I'll get?) I got slapped with a dating-forward ad from MoMA this morning, got slightly unhinged explaining the most toxic thing you can say to someone, I explain why I've faked relationships to socialize better, we need to normalize loving being single and not having a pet, the reasons you never have or ever will catch me on a dating app, and why I love objects more than living things.