In this episode I talk about fat people, public schools, drivers licenses, and how all these tie into the fact that we Americans value our freedom without bounds but seem to have forgotten the massive responsibility that goes with that. This epic rant stemmed from an uneventful anecdote where 3rd grade me compared his dad to a hippo. I also talk about learning to masturbate at the age of 7, and a dude who killed his mom.

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