This week Noz and Danny appreciate Emi Martinez's match-winning sh*thousery, call Mourinho out on his performative shushing, question whether Elijah Wood has a bigger West Ham legacy than JLingz, and argue the case for a throwing section at football matches. Oh, and Kalvin Phillips causes a fight.

Noz (aka @BeardedGenius) and Danny (aka @dannymccomedy) host the football podcast that's not about the football. No punditry, no analysis and definitely no xG - just good vibes, pure jokes and the juicy bits other football podcasts leave out. It's not about the game, it's about everything around it. De La Goal is brought to you by ProjectFootball.