Follow the chain with us this week to Keanu Reeves and straight into Parenthood, the warm-hearted, slightly unhinged family dramedy that reminds us every household is one bad talent show away from total collapse.

We break down blindsiding rollercoaster metaphors, Dianne Wiest acting circles around the entire cast, and how much Nathan just sucks.

Turn up your cell phones, provide your own snacks, and hold on to your butts. It's time for Parenthood.