Luke Likes 'This and That'

So, I have a quiz for today. Yeah, let's look around.

This is my small room. Oh, what's this over here? What's this? What is this? Over here, it's a cabinet, it's a cabinet. And what's here? What's this here? Over here. It's a lamp.

And what's this? What's this here? What's this over here? It is a mirror. And what's this? What's this? What's this over here? It's a microphone. It is a microphone.

And what's this? What's this over here? It's a table. No, it's not a table. It's a desk. It's a desk. And what's that? What's that? What is that over there? It is a bookcase.

What is that? What is that? That is a poster. That is a poster.

This is, that is, it is.

And these? What are these over here? What are these? Oh, they are flowers. They are flowers. And these over here? What are these? Oh, they are books. They are books. They are books.

What are those? What are those over there? What are those? They are pictures. Oh, they are pictures. They are pictures. They are pictures over there.

And those? Those over there? Oh, they are chairs. They are... No, they aren't chairs. No, they aren't chairs. They are armchairs. They are armchairs. They are not chairs, they are armchairs.

These are, those are, they are. These are, those are, they are.

So, that's that. Look around! And what is this? It's big, it's nice, and it is heavy.

Hmm, is it a bookcase? No, it isn't. Is it a door? No, it isn't. Oh, I know! Is it an elephant? No, it isn't an elephant—the elephant in the room! No, it isn't. Is it a mirror? Yeah, yeah, it is! Yes, it is. It is a mirror.

Okay then, they are small but they are long, they are light, and they are beautiful. What are they? What are they?

Hmm, are they books? No, they aren't books. Are they chairs? Are they chairs? No, they aren't chairs. Chairs are not as beautiful ... sometimes. Hmm, wait, wait, wait! Small, long, light, and beautiful. Oh, I know! They are naps! They are naps! Are they naps? They aren't naps—what a shame. I love those. Are they flowers? Yes, they are! Very good!

These are, those are, they are This is, that is, it is

What about you? What about your place? Now you look around. Is it a chair? Is it a table? Is that a mirror? Are they books? Are they flowers? Are they nice? Are they beautiful?

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!