Three machines walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Been awhile, Jack. What'll it be?"

Jack says, "Now I'm awfully glad you asked me that Lloyd. Tequila. You set 'em up...I'll knock 'em back."

Bartender, then asks, "...and what'll it be for your three compadres?"

Jack answers, "The finest motor oil from your private reserve, Lloyd...Top Shelf."

Written & Narrated by Xavier Combe

The parts of 3 Machines sonically played by Jim Hall