Brad, Ray and Chuck start out by impersonating George Lucas on the way to the question that drives this episode; Is Indiana Jones a pedophile?

A REAL transcript from a writing session for "Raiders of the Lost Ark" lends credence to the theory. We're also introduced to Sheila the Movie Slut, we argue about Marty McFly's virginity, and we ponder what "base" Ferris Bueller has gotten to.

And this begs the biggest question of all - why are we obsessed with fictional characters' sex lives?

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