Full disclosure: This is version 12 of episode 3. Call it growing pains, but we iron out the kinks and finally present a set of pitches that revolves around alternate realities: What if you woke up and your family didn't treat you like shit? What if your step-brother respected your boundaries when you get stuck in the dryer? What if Elvis was alive and he was JFK's son and together they faked the moon landing? I can't remember if any of this is in the episode, but it's good food for thought.

 

Publisher's note: We refer to the show tentatively as Basic Pitch, and alternately as Professional Friends. But, as we all know, the show is called Steamy Potential. Nothing to be confused about here.