Anybody that says the Fyre Festival was the biggest train wreck of an island experiment clearly doesn't know about Poveglia. On this island, you definitely don’t want to misinterpret “plague pit” as “play pit."

Next we learn more about the peaceful-turned-putrid Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. There we meet Ruth, a feminist ghost, whose skill for throwing things would have gotten her drafted into the majors (if she wasn’t dead). Oh well, at least she can join our newly formed baseball team IGLOO: International Ghost Ladies of OooOoo.