The 3 Ugly Mugs are back, and this week, Johnny B, Matt Fernandez, and John J Murray are serving up hot takes, conspiracy theories, and just the right amount of idiocy to keep things interesting.

First up, it’s Super Bowl season, and the guys lay down their official (and highly questionable) predictions. Who’s winning? Who’s choking? And most importantly, how many wings will Johnny B eat before he loses feeling in his extremities?

Then, they dive into the shadiest coaching departure since Urban Meyer discovered Jacksonville strip clubs—Liam Coen’s sneaky, backdoor exit from the Buccaneers. Was it a masterclass in professional ghosting, or did Todd Bowles just find out through an old MySpace status update?

Speaking of football that no one takes seriously, the Pro Bowl is upon us! The guys discuss whether flag football is the future, why we still care about dodgeball in 2025, and which current NFL star would make the best babysitter (spoiler: not Antonio Brown).

Meanwhile, Matt is fresh off the Salem Comedy Fest, where he battled New England audiences, freezing temperatures, and the lingering spirits of failed comedians past. Did he survive? Did he hex Bill Belichick’s retirement? Did a witch give him an Uber promo code?

Then, it’s time for the NFL conspiracy hour—is the league fixed? The Mugs break down the latest tinfoil-hat theories: Do refs have secret Venmo accounts? Is Roger Goodell an AI? Is Taylor Swift actually a deep-state psyop designed to get women to care about Travis Kelce? (Okay, maybe that last one’s legit.)

And finally, the guys explore the beautiful, brain-damaging sport of Chess Boxing—the only competition where you can throw a left hook and a Sicilian Defense in the same round. Should Johnny B try it? Would Matt last a full match, or get checkmated by a 14-year-old Russian prodigy before taking a haymaker to the jaw?

All this, plus the usual chaos, laughs, and questionable opinions you expect from 3 Ugly Mugs. Grab a beer, strap in, and let’s get ugly! 🍻🏈♟🥊