We're real loose from the jump. Jake is Nicky and the one true Larry joins us. Jake gets a massage, Nicky has an Indian impression, we talk heated floors and Asian toilets. Nicky's got a cold dick, we're reading jokes now, and Jake has an ass loofah. We discuss Louis CK, Chris Rock and the N word. Then we talk about some otters, safari parks, and Harry Potter. We take a break and come back on that fugu. Our joints of the week are "Dice Game" by the Cool Kids, "Hipster Girl" by Falcxne and Naji and "Beauty and Essex" by the Free Nationals, Daniel Caesar and Unknown Mortal Orchestra. We start feeling vegan and then talk about the McDonalds app and the Chick Fil A app. Larry is Max Pickles, we listen to an acoustic rap cover, and Jake likes egg nog now. We talk boiled eggs, new years resolutions, and Russian rapping guy is born and dies. We discuss 4 point lines and Steph Curry's shoes of God. Nicky is getting sweats and we review Jake's year with his ankles out.

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