This week, Gregg and Jake express their devastation that tennis courts and swimming pools are NOT included in the latest government handouts. They then contemplate whether accepting Donald Trump's invitation to the G7 would break social distancing rules... wait... do we still have social distancing rules? What are the rules? Didn't the courts ban protests because of Coronavirus? Oh, just in NSW? So the virus CAN detect borders. We knew it! Oh, wait that's been overturned as well. Anyway... about that recession... wait... What do you mean we're not actually in a recession? Oh it's coming. Can't wait! Certainly explains why house prices have remained stable. We think... If only there was a podcast that would try and explain what on Earth is going on...