[00:00:00] Rapid Reviews Roast & Founder Intro

[00:00:33] smile.io Sponsor + Discount Warnings

[00:01:13] Riverside Bugs & Tab Chaos

[00:03:20] Tab Groups Are a Lie

[00:05:14] Girlfriends, Surveillance & Live Anxiety

[00:06:43] Shopify Outage: Who Cares?

[00:08:07] Garage Office, Mattress Confessions

[00:09:08] Surfing vs Work Schedules

[00:10:14] Secret Builds & AI Projects

[00:12:27] Cyber Monday Fallout Debate

[00:14:00] Shoppable Video App Pitch

[00:15:00] Live Shopping vs PDP Video

[00:17:53] Shopify Key Rotation Failure

[00:19:13] Shop App Growth Explained

[00:21:47] Shop Minis: No Incentives?

[00:23:28] Gamification, WeChat & Wordle

[00:25:00] Pickleball Fight Story

[00:29:46] Shop Mini AI Product Finder

[00:30:03] Reviews Apps & Page Speed Wars

[00:31:37] Shopify Review System Is Broken

[00:34:01] Fake Reviews & Partner Crackdowns

[00:38:25] PostHog, Session Replays & AI

[00:44:18] AI Slang Mode Is Dumb

[00:45:27] NYC Office Dreams

[00:49:07] Marketers vs Developers

[00:55:48] UX vs Performance

[00:57:01] Page Speed Roast (Live)

[01:03:18] Elon, Builders & Burnout

[01:05:02] Horizon Theme & AI-Friendly Code

[01:12:06] Web Performance Deep Dive

[01:19:15] Free Tools, Real Costs

[01:24:09] Frontend Anti-Patterns

[01:27:16] AI Agents Writing SQL

[01:35:18] Data Pipelines & DuckDB

[01:41:23] Clickstream Analytics Explained

[01:47:31] Final Chaos & Sign-Off