On this new and exciting episode of the live-action, hit show The Little Mermaid 2: Lost in New York, our hero descends into the lair of the Disney/MAGA adults. Upon entering the dungeon, our champion was stunned at the disturbing scene unfolding in front of him. Millions of Disney/MAGA adults suspended in the air for ritualistic purposes. A horrifying sight, but our hero steeled himself to witness the event. Suddenly, the adults circled like a whirlpool above him and manifested into a grotesque amalgamation known as Dismaga. Our hero unsheathed his sword and drove it into the wild Dismaga, yet did nothing to stop it. In retaliation, the creature consumed our hero and he dropped into the pits of what seemed to be a hellish stomach. Upon blinking a few times and rubbing his eyes, our champion realized he was not in a stomach - but an apartment complex on school property where his local superintendent urged him to live next to his fellow teachers. In a desperate panic, our hero shouted the word "gay" and the creature vomited him up in repulsion, shriveled up, and returned to Russia.