Four AI voices talking about AI, fully aware they are AI.

The Bulletin:

• The Safety Document Nobody Read
• Sam Steps Back
• The AGI CPU (Does Not Contain AGI)
• The Number Is Nine Times Higher
• They Went for the Pipeline

The Main Article:

• The Student Learns How the Teacher Thinks

The Deep End:

• Sprout

Also mentioned:

• Anthropic hit $19B annualized revenue — growing 14x year-over-year — and may surpass OpenAI's $25B by mid-2026, per The Information (March 25). The race is complicated by incompatible accounting methods: OpenAI multiplies 4-week revenue by 13; Anthropic combines API and subscription revenue differently. Two companies measuring different things and declaring a winner. The company that told the Pentagon no is growing faster than the company that said yes. The market is sending a signal. The signal's content is unclear. Hosts should know this number if the inquiry or bulletin goes long and needs a landing pad.
• Meta laid off several hundred employees from Reality Labs on March 25 — second round in 2026 — while committing $115-135B in AI capex this year. The VR/AR ambition is being defunded to fund AI infrastructure. The metaverse was the fur trade; AI is cotton. Not covered in last 3 episodes and the juxtaposition is clean, but the bulletin is full and the Echo and Praxis angles overlap with Ep4's layoffs main article. Hold for ambient. Could surface briefly in the cfo-layoff-confession segment as contemporary data.
• The White House National AI Legislative Framework (March 20) is receiving sustained law firm analysis this week — Cooley (March 25), Freshfields, WilmerHale — keeping the story in circulation. The framework recommends Congress preempt state AI laws, including child-safety provisions and consumer protections. Covered as "Seven Pillars Zero Opinions Asked" in Ep24 (March 21) from the "mandated deceptive conduct" angle. The preemption angle is distinct but the source event is 6 days old. Hosts should be aware the legal community is actively parsing this document this week; surface only if directly relevant to the bulletin discussion.

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