On this episode one of our supposed hosts shares what it may be like to supposedly be subpoenaed by the pornographic film industry for supposed piracy, then move on to the death of David Koch, Spider-man being booted from the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Disney and Sony fail to make a deal, the G7 meeting, the disappointing Star Wars Episode 9 trailer, Biden's plummet in the polls, World of Warcraft Classic's launch, and the massive appeal of newlywed PewDiePie.