Get ready for some explosive talk show action for this episode of Greetings From Allentown looking at WWF’s TNT (Tuesday Night Titans) from August 16, 1985.

- A brief history of Tuesday Night Titans, issues with the name, and how the 1984 version of the show was like a modern day WWE problem

- The original opening song to TNT: what it was originally supposed to be used for, and a later sporting event where it served as the theme

- Terry Funk starts and finishes a barroom brawl after being insulted by Lord Alfred Hayes

- A bounty on Mr. Wonderful leads to the first ever Paul Orndorff/Phil Collins mashup

- Tony Garea and his hair tell us all about New Zealand but mostly about the sheep population

- Corporal Kirchner is coming….but was he already there?

- Jim Neidhart complains about future wrestling fans on the internet without even realizing it

Also:

- The missed opportunity of Vince McMahon playing a true Johnny Carson role

- Sympathy for England getting screwed in the 1986 World Cup

- Research about Tony Garea leads to a sense of profound sadness

- A bit of prior history between Al Hayes and the Funk family

- Projecting the perfect TNT guest from late 80s WWF

- Recommending a NFL Wins Pool for you and four friends, barely in time for the season to begin