Whoa, it turns out the wedding actually DID happen! Mary and Matthew return from their honeymoon, and suddenly Matthew has purchased a car? Edith is reeeeeal aggressive about her relationship with Sir Antony, despite her family's wishes. Mary and Violet hatch a scheme to continue to fund Downton by showing the value of excessive decorations. Oh and not to sound like a broken record, but Thomas is up to no good.

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