Firestar’s ex exacts revenge on the ex-X-Man and the X-Men! X-fan Manicorn uses his mutant powers to guide us through this backdoor pilot for an X-Men cartoon that never was, featuring a cyborg villain who turns the X-Mansion into a deathtrap. We get into the team’s roster and how this episode responded to the concurrent comics, Xavier the huge dick, beautiful manly Colossus and mankini-clad Nightcrawler, Firestar straight-up murdering a guy, and of course everyone’s favorite X-Men location: The Maze of Madness!

We’re watching Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends: Season 3, Episode 7: “The X-Men Adventure”.

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Podcasts: The Loincloth Hour and The Spank Bank

Episode Source: Comics Scene #11 (September 1983)

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Theme song features: ⁠“Resonance (Cyan & Ladybot Remix)” by HOME⁠ | ⁠License (CC BY 3.0)⁠