Patent trolls are trying to extort money from successful podcasters.  I think it’s just horrible.  Luckily for me, I have nothing to worry about.  I have nothing to sue for.

I think I ate some bad pizza at Whole Farms.  Either bad pizza, or at least pizza that hates me.  I don’t know, maybe it was a virus, but I ended up spending last Thursday lying on the bathroom floor, naked, hoping to not pass away.

We went to a fancy gala and watched some of the moms do a dance.  A kinda sexy dance.  They did a great job, don’t get me wrong, I just felt like I shouldn’t be there.  Or at least I shouldn’t be visible.  Or, I shouldn’t be with my wife, I should be with a bachelor party doling out singles. I was so lost…

I had my first job interview since the early ’90’s.  At least that’s what it felt like.  I really wish I’d had a few practice interview before hand.  Well the interviewer asks, “So, what have you need up to lately?” I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to say, “Why, didn’t you read my resumé?”

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