🎶 “The stars at night are big and bright 👏👏👏👏 Your job’s a joke, you’re broke-” 🎶 Wait. Is that right? This week, AJ and Timothy are toasting (and roasting) their native Lone Star State, from the blissful ignorance of their pre-snowpocalypse living room. Kick off your boots, hang up your chaps, and blatantly misrepresent your ability to use a firearm. Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose, bitches!

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Recap of relevant weather news

Selena

Beyoncé

Mtn. Goats (T was wrong)

Bugs & Yosemite Sam

Stick horses

Bluebonnets

Flags

Republic of TX

Secession

Capitol ht.

Cow tipping

Machismo

2-step

Line dancing

Broken Spoke

Springfield

Tumbleweed

Mums

NYT taco story

Bullock Museum

Line in the sand

Pledge

Awkward

Girl Meets World’s Austin

“Cow in the Meadow”

Holiday Armadillo

Can I Bother You?

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