Awwww here it goes! As David and Jack return to the mic, they talk about the start of the NFL season (including Andrew Luck's retirement and Antonio Brown's continued debauchery), the tragedy of "Back That Azz Up" failing to get a wedding dance floor poppin', an in-depth discussion of the reaction to Dave Chappelle's newest Netflix special, songs that should be played at Jack's sister's wedding (but won't), lesbian astronauts hacking into bank accounts, the legality of finger guns, and the Pope being stuck in an elevator for 25 minutes but recovering due to his #blessed-ness. All this and the return of news jabs, an "Old Town Road" flavored Stump the Slob, an update on David's World Series prediction as well as a Super Bowl one, and perhaps most importantly, the introduction of his new character, Old Man David!