This week, in “Chicks 'n Chained Males“, edited by Esther Friesner: 

Kenneth, a college DM accidentally transports himself to a world where those precious few fertile males are little more than valuable but mindless studs, where his encyclopedic nerdery is mistaken for the lost art of sorcery.

K has a plan to end the predicament in the library. Khaki tries to stimulate his friend through trickery.

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