Luke Likes 'I Don't Buy It'

Do you buy a lot of stuff? Do you buy a lot of stuff? Ok, I have to be honest with you, I have to be honest. Now, I feel really tired of that. I am really tired. I feel really tired of buying stuff, buying stuff for Christmas and this, this is too much. This is too much. This is just buying and buying and spending money, and that's not good, not good.

I have a headache. I have a headache. So, everywhere you go, everywhere you go before Christmas, especially, especially, they want to sell something. They want to sell something to you. To you.

Hey, do you want, do you wanna, do you want our suitcases? Do you want our suitcases? Yeah, it's 20 percent off, 20 percent off. It's great. Special offer, just for you, just for you. Great offer.

How about these gloves? How about these gloves? Fantastic. Pure quality, quality. Best price. Best price. Hey, buy two, pay for one, buy two, pay for one. How about that? Buy two, pay for one. Oh, no, not that! Buy two, pay for one. It's a bargain. It's a bargain. It's special. It's a special price. It's a bargain. It's a bargain. You will not find a better offer. You will not find a better offer.

Buy me! Buy me! Buy me! Or those cushions, those special cushions. Only 199. Special limited offer. Limited offer until the end of this week. You must have that. If you don't buy it, you're an idiot. You're an idiot. You just must have that. Jesus!

Oh, look at this TV, look at this TV. It's like two times bigger than you have. It's two times better, also. You just must have, h ey, how about you buy two? Two for one. Two for one. That's the best, do you have enough walls for that? Do you have enough? No, I don't, who cares. Buy two TVs. Buy two.

And now with these apps, these apps, you are a member of some shop and they will ask you to collect points and then you get a I don't know what actually but they ask you all the time, do you have our card? Do you have our app? You can get a free pen and coffee and a hotdog! You must have the app. You must have the app. Oh, shut up!

And the worst, I think, the worst is that every, everything now, everything must have this special feature, special option, special quality. Hey, how about this special lamp? Now with this new technology. Switch on and off. It's much much better than it was, much better. You can just click five times faster, five times faster than before. How about that? You have to replace, you have to have a new one. You have to have a new one. Definitely, definitely you have to, absolutel,y absolutely, you just absolutely have to have it. Oh my god!

So do you feel like that from time to time, just bombarded, bombarded by those ads, ads and special offers? And you feel like a loser if you choose not to, not to, choose not to take part. Ok, I can tell you. I can tell you. I am not going to, I'm not gonna, I'm not going to take part in that. I decided I am better than that. I am above that, above that. I am better. I am not taking part. And I recommend you, I recommend you do the same, do the same. Yeah, and join me, join me. Yeah, yeah, do that.

Oh. What is that? Look at this! Four towels? Special offer? Just look at this price! Four for one? Four for one?! Okay, just those towels and then I quit. Just those towels. And then I'm above that. Yeah. Jesus.

Well, it's your turn, now. Embrace the day, people!