We found a surprising amount of relationship advice in these spooky stories this week. It's very important that you come down to Stinson Beach. There's something we need to show you.* A ritual that we definitely recommend you DON'T try at home. Then we wrap things up with the spoopiest copy/pasta on the internet: Anansi's Goatman Story.

*Morgan said she got Shrek on VHS, but she definitely meant DVD. (We know these are the kinds of corrections you come to the comments for.)

Links to read along (if you dare): 

• Stinson Beach: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/gpfik/i_found_a_video_tape_on_the_beach_a_few_weeks_ago/

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo