Reports from South Korea indicate that Kim Jong-Un is in fact, not dead. Skip decides to ask Dennis Rodman.

A mail fraud suspect, Speedy Gonzales, wasn't fast enough to outrun the law. Ashley Madison says cyber affairs have increased since COVID-19 shutdowns. Are people looking for love? Or just bored and/or curious? The FDA is telling companies they need to make hand sanitizer "taste worse" and Philip shares a story about a young man who protested once by eating chapstick. We end with a headline we didn't anticipate we​'d read, even in 2020: "Taylor Swift hits Soros family for shameless greed."