Taylor swift sponsored by kkk

Prove me wrong.

I personally like Taylor Swift—

As a “person.”

Lol.

Whatever she traded for all that fame made her a G.

My favorite video of Taylor Swift is at some awards show where some shit goes down—

Taylor doesn't even jump.

She doesn't even flinch.

You know The Devil probably scared the bejesus out of her and it just—fucked her up forever.

They're like: ok—you're famous.

Just kidding.

She's just the crowned representative of all the crybaby white girls ever.

Like, ever.

Her fan club is literally : future Karen's of America.

Offended by everything.

Twitter warriors of tomorrow!

I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH A MANAGER.

She's cute though.

In the same way that like, chucky the doll is cute.

Terrifying, deadly, iconic: cute.

That's just my bitterness talking though.

Beyoncé 5'7 - 123 lbs

Miley Cyrus - 106 lbs / 5.5

Kayla Lauren 108 lbs / 5'5

Alison Wonderland / Alexandra Sholler - 5'4 112 lbs

Rezz / Isabelle Rezzadoah - 5'8/ 150 lbs

Grimes 5'5 110 lbs

Ellie Goulding 5'4 123 lbs

Anna Paquin 5'5 / 128 lbs

Amber Heard - 5'8: 119 lbs

Sia - 5'4 137 lbs

Doja cat 5'3 121 lbs

Taylor Swift 5'9 139 lbs

Robyn Rihanna Fenty - 5'8 132 lbs

SZA - 5'3 136 lbs

Elaine Sandra-Lee Thompson-Herah -fastest woman in the world—5'6, 123 lbs

Had the key to death

Around my neck

Now they took it back

The devil sells crack and acts like he owns you

We were the curse

We were the slaved

I can't breath either

Take it easy

I can't listen to

Taylor Swift

I don't look like Katy Perry

My heart leaks with something

I keep thinking is blood

I guess they'll have to see

They took away the easy, easy way out

I still can't breathe

But I can't sing either

Cry me a river in the desert

In the middle of a drought

I should have started my car

When the Gods said it would be too hard

But I was farther, too far

To see

That was the best way by far

Carbon monoxide

Pour poroxide and clorox

On my

Glorify the white

Glorify the days gone by

Glorify tonight

White is right

White is right

White is right all the time

But I died

But I died

But I died wearing red,

I hate red,

So why?

It isn't right

It isn't right

I should have left last night

Instead I cried and denied

To leave a life already gone by

I hate my. . .

Supacree has finally elected a replacement; after being forced to serve as captain of The White Bitchus.

Oh, she's perfect.

[Taylor Swift]

Yesssss….

This is an outrage!

What are you talking about?!

I miss Miley!

We all miss Miley, Karen.

Um It's Karol.

Oh.

Thanks very much.

Wait, Karol with a K?

Yeah?

GET OUT, THEN.

What?! What for?!

You know what!

oh my goodness!

JUST GET OUT,

[she shamefully leaves]

What'd she do!?

You gotta watch out for anything or anybody that starts with a K and shouldn't.

Why?

If I tell you I'll have to kill you.

...well, alright then.

Anyway, your new captain should be here any minute.

I'm right here.

Oh, perfect, good.

I've been here.

Yeah, since when?

The whole time.

Yeah Fucking right—

I WANT MILEY.

Miley wants Miley.

Bring her back.

She fucked up.

You fucked up!

Becky, shut up.

Yeah, shut up.

Shut up, Becky.

I hate you.

I hate myself—tell you what; fuck this job— fuck all you white ass bitches—

You're no different.

Say that in Texas—

I LOVE TEXAS.

Yeah, I bet, Buffalo Bethany—

My name's not—

—take it away, T-Swift.

Taylor Swift has just become captain of The White Bitchus.

Fuck it up, T!

It's weird shopping for sex toys to Miley Cyrus in one ear and deadmau5 in the other.

I don't know how to feel

I definitely don't feel okay.

I'm not okay.

Where the fuck is sunni?

I don't know

Well, call him.

Phone rings

Uh—hello.

Where are you?!

I'm doing meth in your bathroom.

Oh, come on.

[toilet flushes] sunni appears from inside the bathroom

I'm just kidding.

What the fuck, man—

It's just coke.

—Of course.

You want some?

I—no.

Yes you do.

How did you get into my house?

*snifs* With the remote

You stole the remote control out of my car?!

No!

—?!

I duplicated it.

“LIL BITZZZZ”

I guess I'm a few of these dimensions, I'm a stand up comedian.

INT. COMEDY CLUB. NIGHT

This probably isn't fair, it

Every time I see a belligerently drunk person,

I think of Skrillex—

Or Sonny.

Whatever.

It is what it is.

Probably not fair,

But every time I see a tiny, angry, drunken man

I'm like:

“Lol, here he comes”

Lol I think that's just his spirit.

“The Spirit of Skrillex”

Lol what kind of fucked up cruise ship is that.

TICKETS ON SALE NOW:

“CLICK.” Done. I'm in VIP. See you there.

Lol

You would think it's like HOLY SHIP or EDSea but it's high key Titanic II

Set sail!

THIS IS ONLY FUNNY TO EDM FANS.

It's probably not even funny to them. Skrillex fans are the equivilant of Taylor Swift fans, but more violent.

You can't say bad shit about Skrillex. He's too respected in the industry.

Why do you think that is.

Idk. Master hypnotist—mass mind control expert. Huge dingaling—you name it.

I'd rather not.

RYAN

SUPACREE!

No—Kaskade! No.

RYAN

ITS NOT KASKADE! It's just me! RYAN!

Hm.

Supacree—

Where's Kaskade?

I don't know!

And why isn't he with you—?

That guy's going to kill me!

I believe that.

I need your help!

Uh— no.

Please!

Hm.

…

…

Ok. Where's Joel?

We don't know.

We?!

DEADMAU5 Enters rapidly.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Oh, Heavenly Father!

I prefer “neither”.

Deadmau5!

Obviously.

Where's your controller?

…

Well. Where's Skrillex?

SUPACREE

FUCK.

RYAN

Darn it.

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