The Summer of Disney finally draws to a close, with the movie we've been putting off all summer long - the remake of The Lion King. We hang out briefly in Compliment Town before racing towards Negativeville in our comparison of the two properties, along with an exclusive performance of a new original song (give us Oscar please), some Blu-Ray re-release deep cuts, and a truly terrible Beyonce impression along the way. Get ready, as Disney subverts our expectations into a literal ball of shit. *BEWARE SPOILERS AND MANY EXPLETIVES*