It took me ten minutes to figure out what “VA” stands for, and then I spent another ten minutes trying to figure out how to afford one.  Most of the initials I hear are GTA and B&E, stuff like that.  There’s been a lot of crime in the neighborhoods around here, so much so that our neighbors are very on edge.  So on edge, I can’t even leave the house for a Guiness and a little stand-up without the SWAT team surrounding my house.

My daughter got an acting job that shot in Fontana, about three blocks from where I lived when I was a baby.  Turns out, you can never go back, even if you drive right up to it…