You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal episode! In this edition, the bandits of banter steal your laughs through contemplating why men vastly outweigh women in “criming”, Justin and Mike break into an Illinois castle, and they consider which famous criminals would make good next door neighbors and high school basketball team moms, and who would win in a fight: the Unabomber or the Hamburglar? Mike wants to befriend serial killers, Justin can’t do calendar math and Rustin brings some fortune cookies.