TW: Food/dieting in segment 1 from 2:51 to 15:45.

OP wants to help her boyfriend lost weight, but has she gone too far??? . . . No, no she hasn't. Esme reads one about a guy who just wants to turn his apartment into a quarantine duck sanctuary. Get out your string and thumbtacks, you might need to draw a diagram when we discuss the messy drama in our next installment of "Weddings Make People Crazy! Ba Na!". We discuss another case of "your girlfriend is way cooler than you and you do not deserve her." This time with extra magic! 

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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo