A pimp declares every casino slot machine a "304," and the boys fact-check him in real time — try seducing a blackjack table and see how fast security shows up. Plus a live NASDAQ trade prints $1,600 off a pre-marked line, Trump drags Elon and Jensen Huang to meet Xi, the negative-Fed-rates fantasy gets debunked, and Keith polices phone-scrollers at the Michael Jackson biopic.