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NEW YORK CITY - WALK TO THE CORNER BODEGA AND PICK UP THE NEW YORK POST, THE ULTIMATE TABLOID, RECOGNIZED THE WORLD OVER AS THE PAPER OF RECORD. THE PAGES CRACKLE, THE HEADLINES POP AND THE INK ON THE COARSE SURFACE OF THE PAGE TURNS YOUR FINGERTIPS BLACK AS THE HEART OF THE JADED SPINSTERS, CLUTCHING THE HANDLES OF THEIR CANVAS SHOPPING BAGS AS THEY FIX THEIR STEELY-EYED GLARE ON EVERYONE EXCEPT PREGNANT LADIES AND YOUNG GAY MEN WALKING THEIR DOGS. FOR THE REST OF THE STORY ON THE LATEST CRIMES EATING AROUND THE EDGES OF NEW YORK CITY, LISTEN.

HOST PAT DIXON WITH SETH BARRON