On this episode, we discuss Ambrose Bierce's excellent The Damned Thing (https://www.gutenberg.org/files/23172/23172-h/23172-h.htm), the inscrutable Tobe Hooper Masters of Horror epsiode The Damned Thing(https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805419/), and the utterly baffling CBS Radio Mystery Theater Episode The Damned Thing (https://www.cbsrmt.com/episode/185-the-damned-thing.html). Meanwhile, Claude is smart and a good father, and Lawrence likes puns.

Recommendations: Things We Lost in the Fire by Mariana Enriquez, Honourbound by Rachel Harrison

Cautions: Having a lawn, giving a dog physical therapy