Apex Trader Funding just "vaulted" Keith's $20K in profits — now he has to earn $100K to get the 20k, and he's naming names on air. Plus: Bitcoin bleeds 50% off its highs, Daryus unveils his DAJ 15 index (XRP, TAO, Chainlink, that AVAX-GTA rumor), the $DAWG token drops on Solana, and one drunken confession involving a stolen baby pacifier.