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When the Ian is (unfortunately) away, Nick and Ariel come out to play. But remember, when it comes cracking you up... Nick don't play.

This week, our hosts discuss their first batch of King Arthur stories, featuring melon soda, buff silk, phallic murder candles, gallivanting and a Shia LaBeouf flesh cup. No, not all of those make sense, even in context. But, hey, due to computer errors, we have a nice Monty Python-esque interlude, so there's that!

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